SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting
Get the fuck out
don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve
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why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”
Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?
I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)
If you can head butt him in the face totally do that but if you’re too short go for the throat-ish area or sort of near the base of his ribs because that’s gonna suck a lot.
What if you’re too short to knee them in the crotch hard enough?
Also, the best advice is to be aware of your surroundings. The first rule of self-defense is to avoid being in a situation that requires it.
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being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
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