Starless Beauty

Reblog if you have a friendship of more than 5 years.

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:21:19 -0400

soulmate-dry-your-eyes:

arisuskirkland:

alex and i are on like 15 aw

disneyismyescape: IS THIS A CAKE?@?!

Sun, 19 May 2013 21:04:12 -0400

disneyismyescape:

IS THIS A CAKE?@?!

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:14:55 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

anonynaila: subvertcliche: mello-dramatic: Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:08:40 -0400

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

Disney has taught me that...

Sun, 19 May 2013 19:02:39 -0400

narionblack:

daydreamsanddisney:

THE LAST ONE

sleepygeek: brucewaynesharemofdamagedboys: arthur-christmas-cla...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:57:31 -0400

sleepygeek:

brucewaynesharemofdamagedboys:

arthur-christmas-claus:

meowdk:

Over forty years later:

WOAH!

((I will never not reblog this.))

HOLY SHIT. HOLY SHIT.

Are you fuCKING KIDDING ME

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Sun, 19 May 2013 18:55:53 -0400

dreamwithsilverlining: Okay Les Mis fandom Yahoo just bought tumblr and now that you’ve finally...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:51:49 -0400

dreamwithsilverlining:

Okay Les Mis fandom Yahoo just bought tumblr and now that you’ve finally been given your chance to start an actual revolution I swear to god you better not let us down.

mortaldivergence: Dory is lost in your dash. Just keep...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:55:26 -0400

mortaldivergence:

Dory is lost in your dash.

Just keep swimming!Just keep swimming!

thepyrolizard: imagine-the-unimaginative: thepyrolizard: SO, Harry Potter and the order of the...

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:55:20 -0400

thepyrolizard:

imagine-the-unimaginative:

thepyrolizard:

SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting

dead sirius

Get the fuck out

don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve

ALL I WANT IS COFFEE WHY WON'T ANYONE GO AND GET IT FOR ME......

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:17:01 -0400

Thrift Shop - Acoustic - Madilyn Bailey - on iTunes (Macklemore...

Wed, 15 May 2013 22:06:51 -0400

Thrift Shop - Acoustic - Madilyn Bailey - on iTunes (Macklemore and Ryan Lewis Cover) (by MadilynBailey)

camacaileon: minion-with-a-shotgun: a-study-in-superwholock: hot-stuff-from-hell: navyyardarchive...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:46:05 -0400

camacaileon:

minion-with-a-shotgun:

a-study-in-superwholock:

hot-stuff-from-hell:

navyyardarchives:

ibroketheinternet:

The “Season Finale Support Group” is now officially open.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 18:21:20 -0400

“Heart Attack” - Demi Lovato (Sam Tsui & Chrissy...

Tue, 14 May 2013 03:20:39 -0400

“Heart Attack” - Demi Lovato (Sam Tsui & Chrissy Costanza of ATC) (by KurtHugoSchneider)

firlalaith: ispeakineloquently: musicalpandas: gainingconfiden...

Mon, 13 May 2013 20:03:37 -0400

firlalaith:

ispeakineloquently:

musicalpandas:

gainingconfidencexo:

havocados:

emorenita:

why aren’t these being reblogged more often?
i rather see these than “keys in hand”

Fatality

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest?

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

If you can head butt him in the face totally do that but if you’re too short go for the throat-ish area or sort of near the base of his ribs because that’s gonna suck a lot.

What if you’re too short to knee them in the crotch hard enough?

Also, the best advice is to be aware of your surroundings. The first rule of self-defense is to avoid being in a situation that requires it.

grouprojects: titmuffins: grouprojects: being gay is a sin?? um actually bi = gay x...

Mon, 13 May 2013 18:33:01 -0400

grouprojects:

titmuffins:

grouprojects:

being gay is a sin?? um actually

bi = gay x straight

sin = straight / bi

the straights cancel

sin = 1/gay

times that by gay

gay(sin) = 0

gay = -sin

move the negative over

-gay = sin

so not being gay is a sin oops

idk what you just said but thanks nerd

theanimationarchive: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs concept...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:32:45 -0400

theanimationarchive:

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs concept art by Gustaf Tenggren.

disneyruleseverythingaroundme: Happy Mothers Day from...

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:32:16 -0400

disneyruleseverythingaroundme:

Happy Mothers Day from Disneyland. #disneyland #dlr #dumbo

disney: Happy Mother’s Day!

Sun, 12 May 2013 15:31:34 -0400

disney:

Happy Mother’s Day!